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What happens when you hold in a fart?

BigSal

Posted 8:14 am, 10/01/2024

"Lump" was likely another gerbil.

DB Cooper

Posted 9:58 pm, 09/30/2024

I let one once with a lump in it... I named it Jimblozjolly!

Jimbojolly

Posted 9:30 pm, 09/30/2024

We do know that when CoupCoup(camel toe) does let one rip he throws the covers over his head.

Conrad’s Ghost

Posted 6:20 pm, 09/30/2024

None of your threads age well, DB. I think it's you.

Conrad’s Ghost

Posted 6:20 pm, 09/30/2024

Well, you say that, and then:

https://www.gowilkes.com/vo...0930133451

DB Cooper

Posted 6:13 pm, 09/30/2024

I only make fun of F00Ls like you.

Conrad’s Ghost

Posted 4:51 pm, 09/30/2024

DB decided to abandon the thread where he made fun of hurricane victims?

Yes, he did.

BigSal

Posted 4:35 pm, 09/30/2024

Mommy and daddy not love you enough?

That 40 year drought really got you in pretty bad shape.

DB Cooper

Posted 4:27 pm, 09/30/2024

Most likely you will birth either a springy, shoulda, BigSow (oink oink), smurf, or a JimblozJolly.

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