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There's a vampire in town!!

adamwl12

Posted 3:39 pm, 09/23/2024

This is the exact reason we are in the mess we are in now. Our So Called Leaders compromised with evil.

adamwl12

Posted 3:38 pm, 09/23/2024

Can't compromise with Evil. He has to go.

Grrranimal

Posted 3:17 pm, 09/23/2024

We send out the weakest and sickest. Got six weeks to live? Eh, let's go ahead and get you on to salvation a little earlier.

antithesis

Posted 3:13 pm, 09/23/2024

There's a vampire in town!! An old school vampire... he's very old, only drinks human blood, and is supernaturally strong. He burns in the sun... and no, sunscreen and wearing a hat doesn't help. He can turn in to an animal or fog at will, he has superhuman speed, he can fly, and he can heal from just about anything. He has the ability to control your mind, and bite others to make them into vampires.

His only weaknesses are Holy Water, crosses, and sunlight. But these only hurt him... the only way to really kill him is a wooden stake in the heart and removing his head, then burying the body and head separately.

The community leaders met with him, and he agreed to a compromise... if we put out one human each week to be eaten, he will spare us. If we don't, he'll kill everyone before moving on to the next town.

What do you think we should do?

If you agree with the weekly sacrifice, how do you think the sacrifice should be chosen?

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