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I thought about writing down all of the repub's preemptive excuses for losing the election for prosperity. Then I realized I'd need an extra large toilet roll and then some. After that I came to the conclusion that what would end up on the toilet paper would be worth a whole lot more than their excuses.

Foxhose: A man was running for president, wanted his name on the ballot, then didn't. And somehow that's Roy Cooper's fault. Don't think about it. That poster is insane.

Metal Cucker: Harris had four hidden teleprompters at an interview. Don't ask where. Don't ask why four. Cuckers gotta cuck.

Fakey: Harris has an accent. I don't get this one. I guess Fakey doesn't understand public speaking?

Adam: Sparta is where he does his underground trafficking, and that causes earthquakes.

Off-topic, but that one is really funny.

Abraham: Harris isn't the nominee anymore.

Just compile. And don't do drugs, folks.

Singer: Invaders will vote. Space Invaders? Who knows. That fellow is several cards short of a deck, so we just nod our heads and smile while he rambles.

Democrats have decided to go back to Joe due the Kamala poor interview performance

Fakey: Harris has a desk teleprompter. Yes, that sounds insane. But we aren't judging. We are compiling.

It's still a close race, but conservatives are gearing themselves for a big loss this November. Already, the board is chock full of various excuses, and it's getting hard to keep up with them all. So, let's compile all the various conservative excuses for an apparently inevitable ***-whooping this fall here. When Kamala is sworn is as President, we can re-visit the tears of the fallen MAGAt horde. Thanks!