wilkes

cold

That's *****ed up!!

A man with no legs was sitting on a beach enjoying the ocean when 3 women walk up. Ist woman asked, you ever been hugged? man says no. She gives him a big hug. 2nd woman asked, you ever been kissed? Man says no so she gives him a kiss. 3rd woman asked, you ever been f....d. the man eyes light up an he says no. She says you will be when high tide rolls in.