wilkes

thats just how it works, you have to say you shot them to get any action,

At bedtime, the 81-year-old woman said to her 83-year-old husband:

"I just looked out the window, and I think the garage light is on. Would you get up and turn it off?"

With great difficulty, the old man got out of bed, opened the door, and went outside. He saw five or six burglars tampering with the garage door. He immediately called the police station.

"There are five or six thieves are trying to break in to my garage! It's just me and my wife here alone. Please send police quickly..."

The dispatcher replied, "We've noted your address. No team is available right now, but I'll send someone as soon as I can get a team."

Frustrated, the old man watched the burglars struggling with the garage locks. Two minutes later, he called the police station again:

"There's no need to send anyone now. I saw that it was 5 black guys, and I shot all of them."