from a site that Jason won't let us name. I had to change some wording to keep it PG, but it is HILARIOUS!!!
Sung to the tune of She's a Maniac by Hall and Oates
A high priced call girl on September 10th
Looking for the fight of her life
In the real time world, she does nothing at all
They all say she's crazy
Locking eyes with the man that will eat her heart
Changing movement into lies
She has cackled into the danger zone
When the cackler becomes the dunce
She will cut you with a knife
She will take your freaking life
what can be, unburdened by what has been
She's a maniac, maniac and that's fo sho
And she'll cut you like it's twenny twenny fo
She's a maniac, maniac on the floor
And she'll cut you like it's twenny twenny fo
On the thin blue line what was she
A crooked DA on her knees
She would put you away
So the state could use you for free
She's worked all her life for this moment in time
We can only hope it passes her by
It's a crooked world but there's always a chance
If the people will take it back
There's an old demented freak
She shoved him down to take his seat
Never stopping with her hand clutching for the win
She's a maniac, maniac and that's fo sho
And she'll cut you like it's twenny twenny fo
She's a maniac, maniac on the floor
And she'll cut you like it's twenny twenny fo
She will cut you with a knife
She will take your freaking life
what can be, unburdened by what has been
She's a maniac, maniac and that's fo sho
And she'll cut you like it's twenny twenny fo
She's a maniac, maniac on the floor
And she'll cut you like it's twenny twenny fo
She's a maniac, maniac and that's fo sho
And she'll cut you like it's twenny twenny fo
She's a maniac, maniac on the floor
And she'll cut you like it's twenny twenny fo
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