wilkes

Here's the thing, jimmi.

All religions can be wrong.
Only one can be right.

Some folks here actually think that there's only ONE religion. Trump has only one religion, the dollar.

Christianity has incorporated many pagan rituals.

Jesus got baptized, was he a pagan

And where did you get your information?

It was originally a pagan ritual, it's merely symbolic and it's also meaningless.

Sad little troll.

They tried to baptize Foxhose, but the water started boiling.

Nothing but wetting their hair

U saying them rainbow sprinkles on top ain't doing nothing for the younguns or what, Butch?

Goddess I realize the word "church" is a trigger mechanism for you but I always wonder why you are so eager to chirp about something you have no understanding of. I think you must be the product of poor parenting especially if you got taken to a church like you depict every time. First off, no church or Christian I know thinks salvation will save you from sexual activities. BUT you can be save from the judgement and penalty of it. This makes most Christians I know appreciate the grace good enough to not want to defile themselves like the rest of the world. Have you ever heard that salvation "Born Again" births within you a NEW spirit? That NEW spirit loses the desire to displease God and makes the Born Again person have desire to please the one who died for them to give them eternal life. It is very liberating if you follow the instructions if you don't well you end up in your condition......bound and lost

Which is percisely why the portly red headed punks third baby momma took her six illegitimate younguns and put 'em in at Millers creek Christian cause they ain't no fith grade hanky panky aloud and no fiths of Jack Daniel's also. We ain't for sure about a good ol fashion keg stand in the hallway at recess tho, u younguns will have to ask Stoney his opinion on thatun.

"You hear reports of fifth graders involving themselves in sexual activity. A good dose of salvation and recognition of salvation through baptism is certainly appropriate at that age."

Again we say ask them Methodists, stud. While ur at it see if them ol boys approves of a keg stand in the camping section of the FaithFest also.

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Initiating larval believers before they understand what they are doing is on the pastor and parents.

You hear reports of fifth graders involving themselves in sexual activity. A good dose of salvation and recognition of salvation through baptism is certainly appropriate at that age.

Don't them Wilkes county Methodists babtize they younguns sorter like them Catholics does with they sprinkles on top? Which our sources said some of them ol boys wears they rainbows when they March in them pride parades also so they mornlikely ain't read ever thing in good book anyways.

I realize this is fodder for the fools but, Yes I oppose young children being baptized just to entertain the adults. I do no know the appropriate age or if there really is one. No you do not have to be baptized to go to Heaven. However the Bible is very explicit , YOU MUST BE BORN AGAIN.