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“Bottom line, never trust a man whose uncle was eaten by cannibals.”

freerangethinker

Posted 5:56 pm, 06/06/2024

It was so bad that Biden had to drive his 18 wheeler all the way to LA then piloted a plane to Hawaii where he captained a ship to New Guinea and fought off the cannibals and saved his uncles life. Rumor has it that he hypnotized the cannibals children and turned them against their parents by letting them rub his hairy legs.

hangsleft

Posted 2:50 pm, 06/06/2024

Joe Biden has claimed his aviator uncle could have fallen prey to "cannibals" in Papua New Guinea after he was shot down during World War Two.

He said "could have" not was, and their are known cannibal tribes in Papua New Guinea.

knslyr

Posted 2:36 pm, 06/06/2024

I would say its daddy was providing the shots, but we all know there is no way to prove that, either.

knslyr

Posted 2:35 pm, 06/06/2024

SmellySucks (view profile)

Posted 6:50 am, 06/06/2024



Acumen

Posted 5:49 pm, 06/05/2024

Never trust a man whose wealth was built on his grandfathers wh*rehouses.

Don't forget, your momma ran one for years in Cairo...
Smelly! That's not true. its momma "WAS" one for years in Cairo! She ran on the tagline"3holesnowaiting". Shot of whiskey when you came in, shot of pennicillin as you went out!

SmellySucks

Posted 6:50 am, 06/06/2024

Acumen

Posted 5:49 pm, 06/05/2024

Never trust a man whose wealth was built on his grandfathers wh*rehouses.


Don't forget, your momma ran one for years in Cairo...

Anonymoose

Posted 11:11 pm, 06/05/2024

Never trust a man whose wealth is built on , what exactly is Joes wealth built on ?

adamwl12

Posted 9:43 pm, 06/05/2024

The further "The Show" runs, the more Outlandish and Unrealistic it becomes. It is entertaining, that's for sure, but I'm ready for it to be over with. Ready for "The End."

Acumen

Posted 5:49 pm, 06/05/2024

Never trust a man whose wealth was built on his grandfathers wh*rehouses.

RollOn2

Posted 5:45 pm, 06/05/2024

knslyr

Posted 9:12 am, 06/05/2024

knslyr

Posted 9:11 am, 06/05/2024

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