wilkes

How about just a good swift kick in the bahookie to get them moving?

Gas vouchers or free recharging stations on northbound routes
Kool aid stops so they don't have withdrawals
Choirs to sing great leftist anthems as they make their way
Kittens and other furry animals to provide emotional support
Vasectomies for biological males and females who have tried unsuccessfully to grow a pair
Escorts to the international border