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A GREENER Election Is Possible

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Posted 8:54 am, 10/12/2024

We can save the Earth by struggling with each other for Electoral Supremacy.

Here's how it works:
Save all the mailings you receive from candidates and political action committees. Save all the signs.
Recycle all these election oriented materials.

These recycled materials can then be turned into new mailings and new yard signs for the next opportunity to either save or destroy the American way of life (depending on your party affiliation, of course). You can tell the same lies as this year or accuse your opponents of telling the same lies as this year.

Do your part. Save the Earth while destroying your political opponents. It's a win win.

Some day your grandkids will take a break from the crushing burden of repaying the nation's debt and thank you for clear skies and drinkable water.

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