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A 2,000 Year Old Sarcophagus Was Just Unsealed—and the Mummy Inside looks better than Joe Biden

smalltownman

Posted 10:07 pm, 07/25/2024

Did this mummy have a face full of orange makeup, a maxi-pad stuck to its ear or a dead ferret on its head?

hillbilly666

Posted 8:41 pm, 07/25/2024

I'm not sure you know how sarcasm works.

Patriot7

Posted 8:37 pm, 07/25/2024

He still supposedly represents the 81 million scumbags like you that voted for him (sarcasm on)

hillbilly666

Posted 8:27 pm, 07/25/2024

Some real high quality stuff here. Especially considering Joe Biden isn't even running for president anymore. I guess old habits die hard.

Patriot7

Posted 8:12 pm, 07/25/2024

DB Cooper

Posted 7:45 pm, 07/25/2024

After initially probing a 2,000-year-old sarcophagus in Naples with a micro camera, archaeologists were encouraged enough by what they saw to step inside this sealed tomb for the first time. But once they opened a passage inside the sarcophagus sealed shut for thousands of years, they were shocked by the condition of what they found.


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