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manicmama77

Posted 11:04 pm, 10/29/2011

Sigh. Thank goodness I'm not the only one who accidentally cooked a turkey upside down...lol

housemate

Posted 10:53 pm, 10/29/2011

I did this about 15 yrs ago by mistake and it was wonderful, i do it all the time now, it is much juicier.

countrygl4ever

Posted 10:02 pm, 10/29/2011

yea ...i'd like a plump breast myself

hipower

Posted 10:01 pm, 10/29/2011

Me too!! Idon't even like turkey!! Hold the cranberry sauce....

sunflower2

Posted 9:59 pm, 10/29/2011

I just want a plump breast with some cranberry sauce on it

hipower

Posted 9:53 pm, 10/29/2011

Don't knock it til you've porked....Er, tried it.

andreallynow

Posted 9:44 pm, 10/29/2011

Pumkin' turkey! Ewwee!!!!

hipower

Posted 9:41 pm, 10/29/2011

Deep-fry in peanut oil, after brining for 24 hours and injecting with chicken stock and "pumpkin essence".

Quackquack

Posted 9:38 pm, 10/29/2011

I am going to try the upside turkey that Manic posted. Sounds weird but it may be juicy.

andreallynow

Posted 9:35 pm, 10/29/2011

Moving, I like the drinking beer idea. That would be about it, I let someone else bake the turkey...

Satan

Posted 8:34 pm, 10/29/2011

seriously ... trying not to choke to death on an extremely dry turkey sandwich the day after is tradition

moving101

Posted 8:32 pm, 10/29/2011

Open a can of beer and drink 1/2 of the beer. Pour the other 1/2 in a glass. Cut the beer can down to about 2/3 its full height. Pour the beer you didn't drink back in the can. Set the partial can of beer in the turkey cavity. Then do all the usual buttering, seasoning, bagging, and baking.

Extra juicy. Extra tasty.

this n that

Posted 8:14 pm, 10/29/2011

.If the turkey weights 15 pounds, cook it 3 hours in a cooking bag covered with butter!!!!

Shouldn't the butter be on the turkey, instead of the bag??

Riverbend

Posted 7:01 pm, 10/29/2011

350 degrees - 20 minutes for every pound....If the turkey weights 15 pounds, cook it 3 hours in a cooking bag covered with butter!!!!

manicmama77

Posted 6:27 pm, 10/29/2011

Uh. Why you asking about my first sexual encounter? What's that got to do with a turkey?


BTW, I know on which side my own breasts reside.


Hope, you'll love my turkey. It'll be juicy, and yummy.... and now this will be the year I screw my turkey up because I'm bragging about it...lol

dabbob

Posted 6:23 pm, 10/29/2011

How did your first sexual encounter go....

hope75

Posted 6:16 pm, 10/29/2011

Manic, you better cook a good bird. If you don't, I'm not cleaning anything up after dinner!! :) And I want my money back!

AngryKid

Posted 6:10 pm, 10/29/2011

is she related to peppermint patty

manicmama77

Posted 6:08 pm, 10/29/2011

dabbob... I was very young at the time. But heck, after the delicious results I got, I was glad I did. And, I've cooked mine upside down every year since.


I don't cook it overnight, though... and I've never used a bag. I just rub mine down with butter, flip him upside down, bake him until he's almost done, then flip him over to brown.


I can cook a **** good bird, yo.

Hepsibah

Posted 6:06 pm, 10/29/2011

The turkey chef inside me is Pilgrim Patty.


Her sister is Mayflower Maize....the corn chef.

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