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walker_1

Posted 10:20 am, 03/27/2014

Rick's got his thangs. Let him and QWARRUULLL be. (btw, this was great)

moving101

Posted 2:24 pm, 03/23/2014

Zombie, it's all about taking care of the ladies and being nice to them.

Zombie

Posted 10:44 pm, 03/22/2014

When did moving become a stud?

That glorious bashturd

moving101

Posted 9:30 pm, 03/22/2014

Just 9 hrs and 12 minutes more Truth!!

Truthseeker911

Posted 9:21 pm, 03/22/2014

"Roll on daddy 'til you get back home" !

TheDayTheMusicDied

Posted 9:20 pm, 03/22/2014

Moving, we already think you're a hottie.

moving101

Posted 9:18 pm, 03/22/2014

If'ns you think on of dem is cute, you'd think I was plum handsome!

http://www.bing.com/images/...;FORM=IGRE

Truthseeker911

Posted 9:17 pm, 03/22/2014

TheDayTheMusicDied (view profile)
Posted 9:15 pm, 03/22/2014
Platypuses are soooo cute!

What she said!

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-2...3eqaxk.jpg

TheDayTheMusicDied

Posted 9:15 pm, 03/22/2014

Platypuses are soooo cute!

Truthseeker911

Posted 9:15 pm, 03/22/2014

You are forgiven, go and speak of b*stiality no more!

moving101

Posted 9:14 pm, 03/22/2014

I just know I'm gonna regret this, but, WHY?

Truthseeker911

Posted 9:14 pm, 03/22/2014

I want to hold a baby platypus before I die.

moving101

Posted 9:11 pm, 03/22/2014

TheDayTheMusicDied (view profile)

Posted 8:56 pm, 03/22/2014

Moving.. Don't worry.. I bet you could last a few rounds with a kangaroo!!

Maybe a baby!

BlueRidgeGuy

Posted 9:11 pm, 03/22/2014

hear*

BlueRidgeGuy

Posted 9:11 pm, 03/22/2014

I'm sorry.

For the last 30 years, every time I heard the word kangaroo I think of that joke.

Pavlovian response I suppose.

TheDayTheMusicDied

Posted 9:08 pm, 03/22/2014

BRG! lol Eww.

Truthseeker911

Posted 9:07 pm, 03/22/2014

Ewww, BRG !!! There have been several FL freaks raping puppies recently in the news, too soon bro, too soon!!

BlueRidgeGuy

Posted 9:04 pm, 03/22/2014

An American woman of 40 wants to get married, but she is only willing to marry a man who has never been with a woman sexually.

After several unsuccessful years of searching, she decides to take out a personal ad.

She ends up corresponding with a man who has lived his entire life in the Australian Outback, and after a long-distance courtship, they decide to get married.

On their wedding night, she goes into the bathroom to prepare for the festivities. When she returns to the bedroom, she finds her new husband standing in the middle of the room, naked and all the furniture from the room piled in one corner.

"What happened?" she asks.

"I've never been with a woman," he says. "But if it's anything like a kangaroo I'm gonna need all the room I can get!"

Pineapple

Posted 9:04 pm, 03/22/2014

Truthseeker must be Noble Pumpkin.

Truthseeker911

Posted 9:02 pm, 03/22/2014

You guys are copying the beeches, just so you know!

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